I used to have nightmares about the colours. Before we’d actually moved in, I would wake at dawn in a hot sweat thinking about just how fat and sun-yellow the sofa was, just how open-artery red the study, just how rudely pink the bedroom. Too bold, I kept on thinking, it’s going to be way too bold. It was like every colour clash in my head came dancing dervishly out of the shadows. There’s that old expression, ‘blue and green should not be seen without a colour in between’. And I had it everywhere. A green marble topped kitchen, with chevron tiles the colour of Caribbean seas offset against it and lined up high frequency against the walls. And in my bedroom, itself a shiny turquoise thing, alongside the bed an equally turquoise bath, with an interior as green as sage so that it’s like lying in sea-kelp depths. From my bath – water as hot as Hades – I make calls and look at Adam (the name I have given the linden tree outside my window) and watch his seasonal shift and leaf-shimmy. I have put an old Art Deco drinks trolley by the taps (it arrived from Ebay smashed to pieces, my husband glued it back together again, though there’s no doubt she still has an essential tremor familiar to beings of her age) and here’s where I keep all my essential liquids – Floris bath oils, vodka and tonics.
I like looking out at nature of course, but I like nature making its way into the house too. There are creatures everywhere; beautiful pink cranes in my bathroom, a parrot on my bedhead, a skeleton of a bat I found at Josephine Ryan in Tetbury, which looks exactly like a human wearing wings (you can see where the Dracula notion came from), a wooden fish from Niger which has an articulated jaw on a piece of string, some fossilised mushrooms I found on 1stdibs, which also arrived smashed. It’s a theme. I don’t mind smashed things, broken things, things that other people have thrown away. I’ve found a peculiar amount of chairs on the side of the road; the ones around our kitchen table for example were thrown on a heap in an office basement, but they turned out not to be rubbish, as I thought they were, which was a little awkward.
My friend Tom Bartlett at Waldo Works was my architect supreme. We have known each other since we were teenagers pretending to be cooler than the parties we were hanging out at on the Kings Road in the 90s. Tom’s style is naturally more restrained, more elegant, more concise, but he is brilliant at channelling a vibe and his sense of space and of how to make connections is exhilarating. In the sitting room, I had always wanted the walls to be painted like a tropical palm forest I had seen at the Lyford Cay Club in the Bahamas. Tom was worried we didn’t have the wraparound of walls needed for it to feel like a conceit. But I was adamant, and in the end he made the tiniest little wooden model of it which he then enamelled in micro detail. It was so lovely to look at – and it also made us realise it was possible. So then the brilliant painter, Mark Cullup turned up and lived outside in his van for a few weeks, painting away. Sometimes his girlfriend would come over and help, sometimes his daughter; in the evenings we’d go and have supper in the pub. It was wonderful to literally see the trees grow.
We kept a lot of things from the previous owner, Lucy; curtains for example, that we would give a new spritz to by sewing on a yellow border. And Lucy was a gardener, so her legacy there has been infinite. We have raspberries and rhubarb, a mulberry tree the magpies go mad over, a bush I’d never come across before called Profusion, which offers out sticks full of hard skittle-purple berries which I give to everyone over the winter months as they are so joyful. There was one amazing Jurassic beast that audaciously spread its wings across the paving in gargantuan fashion. I loved it very much. But my husband found out it was a weed and dug it up and threw it away. I found it hard to talk to him for a couple of days and still can’t look at the spot where she used to be. Another friend, the amazing Chris Hodge from Shackadelic built a hut for us in the garden. It is a cool woodland sprite of a box with external walls made of stumps. One of my teenage daughter’s lives in there, it has its own shower so she doesn’t have to battle it out with her two sisters. This makes her happy.
I like tapping into home-grown artists and makers. I’m about to launch Loupe, a UK-focused travel and lifestyle website; the juiciness of talent we have here in prodigious. By definition it is of course more sustainable, not shipping in stuff from all corners of the world. I have acid trippy marbleised lampshades from Rosi de Ruig, a mass of graphically uplifting materials from the lovely Ottoline Devries, several quirky intriguing collages from an artist called Matthew Richardson, a beautiful fat droplet pendant light from the amazing talented ladies at Ochre. In my tropical tree sitting room, my own version of the garden of Eden, the carpet is from Christopher Farr, it depicts a snake eating a pomegranate. Good and evil, I’m deeply suspicious of the polemic associated with most tales; how you understand it will always depend on who’s telling the story. And nothing makes me happier than telling stories, on paper, or in bricks.
Melinda Stevens is the Creative Director of @loupe_uk